ACAB • 25 • they/them • queer • I love my girlfriend and my partners and my cat • Black Lives Matter • Pride was a Riot and maybe it still should be •
You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these
I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something
terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”
Me, looking at this episode's trigger warnings: What do they mean, gore from 30 minutes to an hour 53? Like, constantly? It can't be constantly
Me, at 32:30:
ALToh man, they made you defend your thesis? that's fucked up, they told me mine was perfect the way it is and just gave me the phd
bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays
my life is a joke i live 2 minutes from a castle in one direction and the old town market in the other. you can see remnants of the old walls in part of the town, our library used to be the medieval townhall. we have a 500 y/o fairy tree overlooking the entire valley. and i dont even have any elves to fuck
